Long Range Hippo

what you call a fatty that got the superman from across the room

I was desperate last night, so I got me a long range hippo.

by SickNurse August 27, 2009

Long Night

long night is where reatard go and msoke weed and alohcol. it at night and also usualy involves hardship
also cupcake an food

yo whos goin to long night

by Insain Person March 30, 2024

Long horned Rhino

When a man inserts a screw driver into the end of his penis to make it seem longer during sex.

guy 1: dude she totally wants to fuck

guy 2: yeah but i got a small dick

guy 1: bro just do the long horned Rhino

by not_viv October 15, 2018

Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long

I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!

by Fucker1387 November 03, 2017

Les Long

If you are named Les Long you do not appreciate the humor and charm that your wife possesses. If you don't start appreciating the gift she is in your life, you will lose her to someone less grumpy.

He is such a Les Long and he doesn't even know she's got one foot out the door.

by Iloveadamsapples August 19, 2017

pippy long cockings

part of Sister Take Down(STD). Real name is Natalie. A stripper

Pippy Long Cockings works for the strip club down the street

by big booty HOpe March 23, 2017

How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024