Larry King

Larry is a simple man, he enjoys the small things in life. Larry has an obsession with feet, weed and shitting on random objects. Larry gets around in a 2012 Kia Soul, he heartily loves his Kia collection almost as much as he enjoys the feeling of a good shit on a treadmill. Larry King also deeply enjoys the new Grande Big Mac from Mcdonald's. He proudly rolls his lime-green Kia through the drive-through.

In terms of entertainment, Larry's favourite shows are family strokes, Edward Penishands and Bowlin' in her Colon.

Look at Larry King! He's mauling that bag of Doritos in his Kia Soul.

by HoinyHayden69 July 14, 2021

king of dixie

Ryan E. Upchurch

Upchurch is the king of Dixie

by Jawjaw914 October 27, 2020

Pasta King

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.

Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.

by Yarnaby Jones July 14, 2009

Elijah King

Elijah King is a kind, charming and goofy person. He will always drop whatever he is doing to make sure everybody is okay. His eyes are the most charming thing about him, you can look into them forever and its like looking into stars. Dont let all that fool you though! Elijah King is also a very rambunctious person. Along with his very unique personality he never seizes to bring a smile to everybody's face. He is definitely the life of the party and loves to be the center of attention. He will always be down to meet new people. Everybody that has met him will say he has the biggest heart of gold. His biggest love for life is his family and making one of his own! He would go to great lengths to make sure his family is happy. Elijah is one of the good ones.

His name is Elijah King.

by eAnnonymousjuserk February 24, 2023

King of Virgins

A cool guy who believes that loosing your virginity doesn't make you an alpha chad.

Michael is such a king of virgins, He wants to be with a woman but not have sex.

by king of the virgins September 27, 2021

Devils King

Owner of Bot Box Discord Server.

Devils King is a nab programmer

by mrdevil May 31, 2021

bull king

A hyper dominant male, the bull of bulls, who can pound and breed all night.

Bojan is such a bull king, he pounded me for hours!

by PureTea October 11, 2022