Human Shield

"Well THEY did it so I guess WE get to do it too, right?" ~ Israeli soldiers

Hym "So apparently THE REAL BARBARIANS were the JEWS all along! The Israeli ones! The Zionists! They are LITERALLY Human Shield using, homosexual sodomites! Is that not barbaric? I know I haven't sodomized any men. But the Israelis HAVE and they protested for their right to did it! It is official. I am the most moral person on the planet. I am the Ulta-man!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Human trafficking

Human trafficking can be defined as the act of recruiting, transporting, transferring, harboring, or receiving individuals through the use of force, deception, or other forms of coercion for the purpose of exploitation. This exploitation may include sexual exploitation, forced labor, involuntary servitude, slavery, or practices similar to slavery.

"The authorities rescued several victims of human trafficking who were being held captive and forced to work in a factory under exploitative conditions."

by stratoo April 19, 2024

Roo Human

Commonly used by people with mental disorders as a greeting to a friend or family member.

Jon: "Hey Carl, I haven't seen you in a while. What have you been up to?" Carl: "Roo Human, not too much. Just hanging with my GF!"

by RooHuman July 17, 2022

the human spirit level

whilst one is renovating a house and needs to determine the level of the newly constructed floor, he requests that a girl sits on the floor on all fours. He then proceeds to blow in each end and observe which end it drips out of giving him clear indication of which end of the floor is out of level.

Carly can you come around to my house im renovating and need the human spirit level.

by the two bob lobber July 31, 2012

Humanization

Taking a shit

"Every shit you take, you become more human." - unknown

"Excuse me. I need to go through a humanization process. I'll be back in a couple of minutes.

by troublem8kR January 12, 2024

Sexiest Human Alive

Brantley Hall

The sexiest human alive is Brantley Hall

by That bitch$ October 6, 2020

human zit

A time after a sports game or assembly at school where there are hundreds of people attempting to all leave through one exit causing a build up of people that slowly squeezes out of the building much like a zit.

Matt: Why do we have to have these stupid assemblies about Obama. he isn't doing anything special, he's just a president that happens to be black.

Marissa: I know but as horrible as it was, it was nothing compared to the human zit afterwards.

by john petrovskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 21, 2011