Great Grand GILF

A GILF but greater and grander

“Damn, Steve’s Great Grandma is a Great Grand GILF!”
“Derek, she died last week.”

by A Kasrkin June 8, 2023

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Gabby’s girlfriend

The most beautiful, kind person you’ll ever meet. Will brighten every day by simply smiling. Takes your breathe away and continuously makes you feel loved. No one can compare to her. She makes your world spin and will forever remain gabby’s. Forever and always. To the moon and back.

Gabby’s girlfriend is perfection.

by I love breeli June 20, 2023

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National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023

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