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Faggot

THE NEW ENGLISH DEFINITION OF FAGGOT

People who must be referred to as faggots:
- Sinister people with a malevolent agenda (villains)
- People who enjoy hurting others (sadists)
- Murderers, rapists, pedophiles (criminals)
- Practically every ‘politician’/‘leader’/‘star’ that sold out
- Evil people in general.

- Faggots are evil. Gay people are not faggots.
Dad: Why does my guy keep calling people faggots? Doesn’t he know that word is offensive?
Kid: Actually Dad, he’s not using it to refer to gay people or innocent people in general. Faggot now refers to evil people who take pride and pleasure in making other people suffer by allowing them to drown in poverty and bondage while they float in their yachts and laugh at us while pissing fluoride in our water. They inflicted so much pain and suffering on the human population through human rights abuses and the inversion of all that is holy and wise, that the only way for us as a united people to take back our language, our culture, and our rights is to start with the simplest and most basic things - like the words we use to describe each other and reality - and work on improving them and reversing the inversion (shining a light on the darkness) instead of ignoring them out of fear which will cause more negative emotions as opposed to reversing the vicious cycle of pain and suffering (samsara) and turning it into a virtuous cycle of growth and vitality.
Dad: You’re right son, you’re right… I guess I’m just not hip with the lingo these days… Nam saying?
Kid: Fo sho dad, it’s not like any of us is perfect. We’re all just trying our best in this chaotic mess we call life, each of us trying our best to weave the golden threads of success and virtue in the cosmic tapestry of the universe and the unconditional love of God.
Dad: True dat son… true dat.
by [ya boi] RAYYY March 16, 2024
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by Arson Love's LeFox April 13, 2023
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Faggot

Faggots grind on Gay peoples cock
by BabyYodaTron August 20, 2023
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Faggot

Someone that watches Hulu with subtitles
Dude: Hey did you hear that Joe watches Hulu with subtitles?
Dude #2: Yeah, what a faggot
by thethroatgoat February 14, 2021
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Faggot

A loser of a guy who uses pictures of another cute guy to be fake online. May also use pictures of genitalia that isn't his own to try to impress.
Girl 1: Wow...This guy slid into my dms with a 5 year old pic of Froy Gutierrez as his avatar and he didn't know it could be reverse-searched.

Girl 2: Bruh that guy's a faggot.

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Guy1: Hey babe? What do you think? ;)

Girl1: You actually went looking online for a a pic of a d*ck that you wish was yours? Are you really sure you should be hitting on me cause you kinda seem like a faggot.
by shavingcreamsundae February 12, 2021
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Faggot

A bundle of sticks; useless as fuck.
A ball of seasoned and chopped liver, its good.

Also, A GAY FUCKER.
by kryf_ June 13, 2024
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Faggot Precise

An individual who derives joy from jerking off to Terraria mods, and is the ultimate version of gay (pufta).
Chad 1: Oh that Faggot Precise is inviting me to play Terraria.
Chad2: Screw him he's gonna give you faggotamitimus !
by Rockety June 11, 2019
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