by BoodyODabloons June 12, 2023

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...
Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021

by Sheldon_cooper September 1, 2010

by UnlocktheDoorwithaKey69 February 21, 2020

A redneck who relies on welfare checks, who you can find at the beginning of each month buying out Walmarts entire supply of beer, cheeto puffs, and mountain dew.
John: "I guess we won't be buying cheeto puffs today. That woman in the motorized shopping cart bought them all!"
Bob: "Whatta check 'neck!"
Bob: "Whatta check 'neck!"
by Swedish Barnacle Balls July 17, 2022

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.
- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
by fikconker October 22, 2016

by Captain Dave March 28, 2023
