douche bag

a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place.

sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.

wow that guy is a douche bag.

what a douchey song.

by chuck norris :D April 16, 2009

rub bags

When you and a buddy double team a female and your sacks just rub away.

Hell no, I won't double up on her especially if we rub bags!

by spdemn May 17, 2004

baby bags

Boobies. What little babies and grown men want to suck on.

Mmm, I'd like to suck on her baby bags.

by Jack August 5, 2006

bag piping

the act of thrusting someones armpit as if they were playing the bag pipes.

I totally bagpiped that McBroad the other day.

by Keanu Reeves May 6, 2005

Shit bag

A shit bag is a bag full of poop usaly used to hold dog after is doen pooping

Why do you have a shit bag in your hand

by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016

cheese bagging

The vegetarian version of 'Wolf Bagging'. (Note the vegan version has never been attempted as most vegans are virgins + creme is normally involved in the latter stages of 'Cheese Bagging').

During anal sex, the male takes charge of a large block of mature Cheddar cheese and at the point of ejaculation pounds the Kidney area of his partner with hard cheese. The more mature the cheese the greater the sensation (See also 'The Gripper', 'Slackers' and 'Silverback').

This in turn makes the victim retch and the anal cavity constrict increasing pleasure for the Cheese Bagger. This is Cheese Bagging.

by James S D Wright January 12, 2008

jack bag

n. A term formed from the better sections of the terms "jack-off" and "douche-bag". Refers to a person who generally exhibits the traits of above terms, usually at abnormally high levels.

"Hey jack-bag, for the last god-damn time, get your hands off my sandwich!"

by Buck Stuck February 4, 2004