Alex Band

The world’s best male vocalist. An amazing person. The gold standard of male perfection.

The world needs to hear more Alex Band.

by stonesfan78 October 21, 2025

nigels fav rock band

Twisted INCEL

nigels fav rock band cool

by mrs tosser October 25, 2025

who da fuh nuh in the band hall

a simple phrase someone uses when they be wondering who da fuh nuh in the band hall

"yooo bro who da FUH NUH in the band hall?
"it was jack"

by kitk@t October 29, 2025

Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band

A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.

My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

Fucka Bands

An indeterminate, but large amount of money. Can be used in any situation where the amount of money involved is ludicrous.

"Yo, I owe the IRS fucka bands and $0.38."

"Shit how you finna pay all that??"

by thehypocriticalzoilist December 28, 2025

the best band ever

Tally Hall.

Jimothy: Queen is the best band ever.
Quintavius DeMarcus DeBartholomew L'Sexhaver MMMDCCCLXXXIV: No the fuck it's not. Tally Hall exists, you fucking moron.

by dwyl183 January 21, 2025

Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.

"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025