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Condom Turtle

A visible erection through the condom.
I leaned over, in an attempt to hide my condom turtle.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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Turtle

A nigga that cool to chill with and nice and awesome friend that will have your back in the end. Don't fuck with him he will fight you and win. We never backs down.
Turtle is really chill
by Turle will back me up October 13, 2016
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turtle choker

Her: Ugh... you're using a turtle choker?!
Me: Yeah, thot
by Tree Mugger November 16, 2019
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What The Flying Turtles

''What the Fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by dmqt July 6, 2022
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TE (Turtle Egg)

Someone who continuously apologizes over the stupid shit they say. Cries over anything, believes you're married after 10 months. Does not enjoy long walks on the beach, or the beach in general. Cannot swim Enjoys Extreme Videos, being told what to do submissive and throwing tantrums and pretends to be on Instagram like he's not throwing a tantrum. Emotionally unstable and physically weak/ill.

CP Level: -1
Amor: Turle Egg
Attacks:
-Cries Nothing happens
-Manipulation

-Instagram Famous
-Annoys to death

-Hopeless Romantic
Bobby is acting like a TE (Turtle Egg) and it's so annoying.
by AshKetchum1223 July 10, 2018
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turtle lee

A guy who plays video games sucks, he's short and has small eyes
by Cool guy go to be man November 20, 2022
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turtle-nappin’

the act of stealing a live turtle.

disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)
Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”

Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)
by ryqloud March 6, 2024
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