Tame Turkey

The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.
by QuacksO November 28, 2020
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Sweet Vagina Turkey

A appt name to describe the Dredge or Greg from the survival horror game Dead by Daylight. It's also a way of expressing shock or surprise like 'oh my!' or 'good gracious!'.
Sweet vagina turkey Daph that was some good looping!
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Turkey-O

A person who lacks the will, motivation, desire, and/or ability to cook. They then resort to purchasing unhealthy fast food for every meal of their lives. The outcome of such life impacts their health and physical appearance resembling a thanksgiving turkey and the circle shape.
I can’t eat out again, I don’t want to turn into a Turkey-O.
by RealTalksHurtYourEgo July 17, 2020
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turkey thruzar

to overlook or not check something thoroughly, a complete lack of attention to detail, to something that seems unimportant at the time, but which turns out to be crucial later
Origin 1:
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"

Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"

Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"
by mr-b June 17, 2014
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Turkey Slice Slap

The Turkey Slice Slap is where a woman with larger than normal flaps on her yoo hoo repeatably slaps her partner while they go down on her with her already mention big flappy bits.
"Oh god babe I love it when you slap me with your turkey slices while I lick your Wompo Shlompo!"

"I didn't know you liked the good old Turkey Slice Slap babe."

"I don't, I lied. I hate you"
by Pancake Human May 09, 2024
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turkey gizzard

They lose wavy vagina skin hanging down off ones vagina
I pulled down carols pants to descover she had turkey gizzard the size of an Arby's melt.
by Mr.hangdown September 01, 2017
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Turkey Week

n. The week after Thanksgiving, going until all leftover turkey has been devoured. During turkey week turkey eaters dig into turkey sandwiches, wraps, casseroles, soups, and any other turkey related meals. Turkey week is one of the best weeks of the year.
Tom: I can't wait to eat this turkey sandwich!

Bob: Yeah, ya' gotta love turkey week.
by TurkeyLover December 02, 2009
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