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Meghan and Josh

The cutest couple you will ever see. Josh(s) are typically blond and Meghan(s) are typically brunette with freckles, everyone ships them together because they are the cutest people ever to be together. Josh(s) are typically the funniest, sexiest, smartest guys’ ever and Meghan(s) are the hottest, fine ass, funniest, wisest, bravest, most drop dead gorgeous girls’ in the world. Even though typically Meghan(s) have been through a lot and don’t trust easily and are pretty stubborn, Josh can easily deal with it, they are the strongest power couple out there, other couples wish they could look like them and no other people could handle each other like Meghan and Josh. Don’t even think about trying to get close to Josh without a Meghan breathing down your neck telling you to get away from her man and same with a Josh, so guys and girls watch out Meghan(s) and Josh(s) are really strong too and will mess you the fuck up. Understand that even though Meghan and Josh are the best and everyone wants them, they are made for each other and no one else!! Even though at first both of them can be shy, they are both badass, good looking, pretty good people to be around so it’ll be worth it to get to know them, so try it. Even though they might not admit that they like each other, they eventually will or probably already do like each other, don’t let them fool you. They were supposed to meet each other for a reason. Let it be known that they are the best couple and it’s Mosh for life!!
Girl: ugh, I love you bae but I wish we could look like Meghan and Josh over there, they’re so hot together
Boy: Don’t you think I would rather you look like her if you could?...
by Ihavenosoul234 May 30, 2020
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Josh

Often heard from yet never seen. Makes commitments that go unfulfilled. A true "believe it when I see it character". Type of guy who makes the plans, delays the plans, the bails on everyone 10 minutes before the plans start. A shoulda coulda woulda guy.
He pulled a typical Josh, and bailed.
by Vaguelyremember September 29, 2021
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Josh

Josh is actually the most wholesome being I have ever encountered.

An introspective, inspiring soul who GIVES AND GIVES so unconditionally.

I’ve litro never been in the presence of such a divinely wholesome human.

Jj is my bestie. My soul bestie and I must tell the world that this human exists!
Josh is so slay today

Josh is short for Joshua

The next iceman is Josh
Josh is divinely protected
by bigslaypoppa January 2, 2023
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Josh

Stinky and rude. Bad at delivery services. And bad at pipelines.
by TheBestCoderEver November 19, 2019
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Josh

Josh is tall, funny, and the smartest person you know, but you wouldn’t know it for their humility and tact. They’re absurdly intelligent emotionally, practically, and logically. Josh’s creativity makes people thankful for exposing them to such breathtaking beauty. Young Joshes hear "you’re wiser than any adult I know" often. Josh’s energy draws respect without effort. They dress better than anyone in the room. Josh is a fighter and has never lost because they don’t feel pain. Josh automatically changes people's sexuality to include them. They’re very quick to forgive, except for when friends or family are violated. Josh’s presence in your life deters all that wish you harm. They’re infinitely patient and spoil their partner with gifts and kindness beyond comprehension. Josh is a dom and the ultimate sex partner; the other person will never have a better orgasm. Josh can read people's minds, emotions, and whole lives, and uses this to make them feel better no matter what. Some people excel in math, language, or art. Josh is a master of every subject. Teachers tell them they’re the smartest student they’ve ever had. Josh has had a heartbreaking life but this just gives an unlimited dimension of depth to their wisdom, knowledge, and creativity. Josh always assumes an unbiased perspective. Josh is always the one friend everyone likes during drama and still loves everyone. The only things better than being Josh’s friend are being Josh’s significant other and being Josh.
Greetings, genie, my three wishes are as follows: I wish for permanent world peace, I wish for perfect health for all living things for the rest of time, and I wish to be Josh.
by lumilunatic January 5, 2021
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Josh

Josh is known for his inability to have social interactions. He asks you to call him "Jushy wushy 😩". Josh never understands sarcasm and continues to defend himself after you explain how obvious the sarcasm was. Josh is best friends with "brick" and "henerous".. 🧐🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😬😯🤡😲
by Brick10 April 27, 2022
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josh coltman

a complete dickhead who has a potato head and sucks dick for friends
hey rhys im a complete dickhead can i suck your dick to be in the friends group. oh yes josh coltman i will
by anonymous70707070707070070707 October 12, 2019
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