Bird Mail

The mail people of Haiti send to one another because after the earthquake no one has power, so they sent messages via bird.

Him: Did you get my bird mail?

Her: no it might have dropped dead or gotten lost, sorry.

by Mitch the Bitch bitch! December 10, 2010

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Jail Bird

A female so ugly and genuinely hideous, you wouldn’t even have sex with if you just came straight out of jail.

“Yo bro you think this girl’s attractive?”
“Nah she’s a right Jail Bird!”

by SameSameThoDifferent August 04, 2021

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the birds are out

you tell this to the fiance / girlfriend of a tatted up little lunatic that rides around smoking black and milds with his shirt off.

toughguy :

girl... i'lll never hurt you like that... that's that nigga that ride around with his shirt off huh... yeah... the birds are out

by the boy milly mills July 12, 2010

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olivia bird

literally the worst person you could ever meet if you even see her run! she’s manipulative and all her friends deserve so much better she treats them like shit and no one likes her everyone that says they like her either have to or secretly hate her. Even her friend group hate her all of them. The whole school does. She literally made fun of her friend metal state and laughed. She thinks it’s funny when people try to k¡ll themselves 🤨 like what. If you are Olivia bird and this situation sounds similar you don’t deserve nothing good all your friend deserve better!

person 1:oh did you see olivia bird over there
person 2:oh shit nah i hate her she’s a bitch she made me hate myself

by yeueurhjfjdjwdjkeke September 13, 2021

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