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University of the United States 

A fictional university that is used to back up bogus information, statistics etc.
a: "Accoding to a study, all people that are left handed are Communists".
B: Where did you get that information? The University of the United States?

University of Virginia 

The third best place with the word “virgin” in it, right after the Virgin Islands and the state of Virginia.
Student: I go to the university of virginia

university of sunderland 

You go here cuz u had no choice and your probz got rejected from Newcastle .
Full of bushras but some decent ppl. And you tell ppl Emile sandé is your vice chancellor even tho no one knows who she is .
Yeah I go to the university of sunderland

Temple University 

a school with no smoking signs everywhere that everyone ignores
You can't smoke here
What do you mean this is Temple University

Northern Vermont University 

A sad attempt at trying to make two mediocre colleges in the middle of a frozen hellhole to seem like they’re a prestigious academic institution. RIP LSC & JSC.
I think Northern Vermont University has more skunks on campus than students.

Grand Canyon University 

The private school where snobby rich kids from Scottsdale and Paradise Valley go so they don't have to associate with common Phoenix folk.
"Why is there a fleet of Porsches in the west valley? Oh wait. They're going to Grand Canyon University."