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Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.
Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?
by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024
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Pear salad

When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.
Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull
by pearsalad December 5, 2023
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Salad

I love my salad
by Ommanbdhrkavf June 28, 2019
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George Carver Salad

The act of spreading crunchy peanut butter betwixt ones anus and having another individual eat it out.
Damn that girl offered to provide her own Jiffy Crunch for the George Carver Salad.
by JIMMY259 April 4, 2016
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cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living
by White-Boyz May 6, 2018
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Salad

A dish with many vegetables and plants

You cant win friends with it, though
Person 1: You don't like salads?

Person 2: You dont like em either

Person 1: Oh yea
by Krdesafghyfsrfht June 23, 2021
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toss a salad

Man oh man do I want to toss a salad right now
by xxfskjfshdx June 20, 2016
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