goats are the overlords of humans. nobody knows it. they control everything except ducks. they work together with ducks. you don't farm goats. THEY FARM YOU.
GOAT
by King Gnomus June 18, 2020
Get the Goatmug. by squarethin February 1, 2021
Get the GOATEDmug. a profession involving a male adult who intentionally abuses goats to test the goat's moral and physical stability often in a sexual manner.
by brodiedingo19 May 8, 2012
Get the goat wranglermug. A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
Get the goat chokermug. by vegannTesher November 29, 2022
Get the noemie's goatsmug. by AshZara__ January 4, 2022
Get the goatmug.