Poo Kiss

When you're drunk and unknowingly sit on the toilet lid and leave a little butthole smooch of shit.

So I walked into the bathroom and noticed drunk Rob left a little Poo kiss on the toilet. Couldn't get the lid up I guess.

by DirtyBradnSteve March 18, 2017

kiss of neptune

When toilet water splashes up and hits the tip of your penis .

Dude I just got the kiss of Neptune, it was fucking disgusting

by Pnklkr69 May 18, 2018

Hersheys kiss

One participant is laying on their back with their knees behind their head and spreads their cheeks. The other straddles them perpindicularly, spreads their cheeks, and begins to squat until the buttholes lightly or roughly kiss.

"I was expecting to get jackhammered when all of a sudden he gave me a hersheys kiss. It was surprisingly erotic!"

by Erotic dragon August 16, 2018

dirty kissing

Kissing that leads to sex, foreplay.
Making out that ends up with intense sex.

Baby, I can't wait to see you so we can start some dirty kissing.
I'm so horny that I'm ready for some dirty kissing.

by Master Mickey June 11, 2018

windy kiss

When you're giving someone a rim job and they let a fart rip in your mouth

Mate, I turned her around and was going to town on her anus. Then she gave me a windy kiss, tasted like eggs with a side of shit.

by C-Mactastic August 7, 2015

morning kiss

A morning kiss is where the man gets a pleasant surprise from his fellow member down bellow.

Morning glory can now be fixed with a morning kiss

by dr seus December 6, 2013

friendch kissing

this is what happens when two or more people who are not in a relationship awkwardly decide they should or should not kiss one another.

jennifer and trent decided that they shouldn't be "friendch kissing" because it might change there relationship.

by rickey travis hayes January 24, 2009