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slapping the hog

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!
by Skates January 22, 2014
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southern slapping

"I'm gonna do some southern slapping with peggy sue tonight!"
by codkat February 5, 2014
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seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.
Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps
by The artiste May 27, 2014
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Slap shot

When after passing gas you slap it towards the opponent AKA friend/family member and say slap shot when they get a whiff of it!
I slap shotted my girlfriend while sitting on the couch during a movie
by Binx75 November 22, 2014
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Chat slap

To give someone a brief, pointed, reprimand via text for an "out of line" remark. The virtual equivalent to a "slap upside the head" for an inappropriate or rude comment while texting or in "chat" with someone. A "WTF were you thinking moment" where you give someone a quick "dressing down" in order to bring the conversation back onto previous path.
She deserved a chat slap for being so rude to her best friend. OR ... She gave him a chat slap when he answered her question about the homework assignment, with ribald sexting.
by Kasheega January 21, 2015
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Slapping Tuna

When a woman wafts her putrid vaginal fumes around a room full of people. If your cat comes to you expecting tuna you know you're ready.
"We were at the movies and some girl started slapping tuna. That pussy stank was so strong that upon leaving I noticed a few stray cats had come in."
by Okaru Audo April 30, 2015
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slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face
I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.
by LincolnDoc November 27, 2015
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