Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.

Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."

by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020

noah short

Gay butter fingers

Noah short

by Jdejgejydkd June 9, 2022

short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.

Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023

short sad sam

A African American boy who is short and sad who can take ur queen if he is smart. Naturally a Casanova definitely not lie. He is a bleach fan a HUGE walking red flag. He is a very emo 100% boohoo. Certified sad boi.

Stop being a short sad sam

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

Short energy

When a person projects energy that makes them seem smaller than they are. Or they're actually short.

Wow! Riot has MEGA short energy.

by Thathandsomedevil12 July 14, 2022

winter short

Park you good ride for the winter and ride an old car for the winter.

Hey yo what you doin with that junk car yo? — it’s my winter short.

by Baaaadpaw September 2, 2023

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021