piece of shitting around

To go around in life as a worthless lazy bum who refuses to do any work.

Quit piece of shitting around, Dave Bliss! You’re leaving a piece of shit trail everywhere you go!

by Ralphie999 April 17, 2022

Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.

TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)

by Thehackiasack69690 April 18, 2019

Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 07, 2022

Monkey Piece

A Monkey piece is a term used in Fortnite when one full boxes, Or piece controls and opposing player.

oh em gee, I just full pieced them
Yeah that was a sick Monkey Piece

by oh em geezus December 03, 2023

F.A.D. Piece

something you say when u see a fine looking girl

damn! do u see that girl over there!?
Who? That F.A.D. Piece?!
yeah! she really fine!

by G_Weezy702 May 14, 2010

White Sliced piece of bread

A person who is bland, plain, or devoid of any character whatsoever.

John’s cousin is like a white sliced piece of bread; he’s fucking boring.

by March 02, 2022

crush piece

a person of the opposite sex mainly used for sexual activities. relations don't typically include much more interaction than weekend/late night phone calls and rendezvous.

mike: "hey dude what are you doing tonight?"
brian: "i'm getting blacked out then hitting up my crush piece for some action."

by san_d May 22, 2009