National kiss faith day

January 26th is the day to walk up To Faith and try and kiss them

Faith: hey what’s up
* kisses faith*
Faith: uh why did you do that?
You: It’s national kiss faith day

by National kiss faith day😳🥵 January 26, 2021

National bully Caleb day

It's September 7th bully your friend caleb

Guys today it's September 7th, That means its national bully Caleb day

by bully caleb September 7, 2021

National Big Nose day

National big Nose day is November 22, so give your favorite big nose person a hug and a card for their special day

Mike: Happy november 22
Jeff: What's november 22?

Mike: National big nose day you fucking toucan
Jeff: Fuck you

by Theflamingo,thatlikesdogs November 21, 2021

National Anti-horny day

(re-doing this because somebody forgot to say the name :D)

National Anti-horny day is held on April 15th, one day before National horny day.

If you celebrate this day, it counters the National horny day, and you are not able to go to National horny day.

probably pro lmao: i am honry please peg

somebody else: no i have celebrated the funny National Anti-horny day.

by hypesquid April 7, 2021

National suck dick day

June 24th

Rules: each person who participates must suck dick at least 3 times anyone who sucks dick 4 times or more will be rewarded for at least 30 mins if rewarded early you must get to 4

June 24 National suck dick day
Suck dick 4 times and you will be rewarded

by Matthew Avlogs June 24, 2020

National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.

Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023

national lily obsession day

for the one girl out there who has an obsession on someone named lily, you should hangout with her and talk to her and let your dreams come true. hopefully you are able to have sleepovers with her but i doubt that will happen. anyway lily if you see this make my dream come true and don’t hate me ever

national lily obsession day

lily is awesome

lily is kind

lily is my bestie

lily silly lily

by LILY IS MY BESTIE February 18, 2021