The only guy that can blend big dick energy with suave flirting. He won't try to steal your girls, but they'll be flocking to him nonetheless. Think you can outmatch it? Think again - he picks up skills like they're child toys and pulls them out l like a t-shirt launcher.
Met this guy last night, he was suuuch a Laur (name)! I wish I could see him again, but I can tell he's so busy with all the girls swooning over him :(
by TheDefinotaur November 22, 2021

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

A boy who thinks he knows it all. He will touch himself to the thought of grown old men especially dudes who go by John.
girl 1: do you see that a fucker named levi over there? he is looking scrumptious!
girl 2: girl dont go for him!! he likes hairy horny men specifically named john
girl 2: girl dont go for him!! he likes hairy horny men specifically named john
by Here cums day boieieie June 13, 2024

Jeff is a meme... a dead meme. It is a meme from the movie 22 Jump Street. The meme goes like this My name jeff like the pyrocynnical (daddy) says it. Or My name is jeff. You can use is or not :D
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by MyJeffIsGood March 6, 2017

The strange experience of finding your relatively uncommon name in the Urban Dictionary with a very specific definition that seems to relate to your life. A modern-day horoscope of sorts, finding your name on Urban Dictionary and thinking "haha yeah that's me," then considering if the entry could have actually been made for you. A form of cognitive bias in the digital age... or is it?
Alano: Hey, look at this entry in the Urban Dictionary. I wonder if it's actually about me!
Friend: No way, there are probably tons of other Alanos. You're just getting hit by The Urban Name Effect.
Alano: I can't believe my name's also used as a euphemism for Alcoholics Anonymous, damn it.
Friend: No way, there are probably tons of other Alanos. You're just getting hit by The Urban Name Effect.
Alano: I can't believe my name's also used as a euphemism for Alcoholics Anonymous, damn it.
by CkajLanoa January 22, 2021

Stripped of any freedom
Locked up in these chains
I feel my temper swell
Fire pumps my veins, yeah
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
The cyclones of rage
That riffle in my chest
I seek revenge
That's my major quest
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Locked up in these chains
I feel my temper swell
Fire pumps my veins, yeah
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
The cyclones of rage
That riffle in my chest
I seek revenge
That's my major quest
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
My nostrils flare with steam
I hear the battle cry
There's a fury in my heart
There's lightning in my eyes
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
I hear the battle cry
There's a fury in my heart
There's lightning in my eyes
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
Oh Anger
Anger is my middle name
by Death Menace May 20, 2023
