Max

A tall blonde rich white boy who lives on a lake he has a small pp (verified by the other boys in the locker room) and has an on and off relationship with a girl who probably plays soccer or volleyball

Girl 1: Omg I slept with max last night and his pp is sooo small
Girl 2: He acts like it

by thepooperscooperdoooooo November 22, 2023

Max Gelfer

Max gelfer means that you are a goofy little gut that says Ohio to much and is attracted to males. He enjoys playing fort nite without his best friends

stop being such a max gelfer
(Stop being goofy)

by playfulpilly November 23, 2023

max rock

Max rock is a yakuza kid with no life

Have you seen that loser? Hes a max rock right!

by spring.li6 November 23, 2023

Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Max

A Sigma Male who is the rizzard of oz and has the most enormous mind breaking cock of all time!!!!!!

I really want to be with a Max, maybe with the last name day aswell?

by My name isn’t Max November 26, 2023

Poor-Maxing

where someone refuses to spend any amount of money on anything even when they need to

Jacob is poor-maxing

by minkjtr November 28, 2023

Max

Max is a short annoying young man who enjoys sucking penis. he is so annoying he makes all the girls dry as the shara desert. max is stupid and bad at math

Bro Max is a dumbass

by asumalumasumaluma November 29, 2023