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Long Island Green Tea

Multiple different flavors of mouthwash mixed together into an alcoholic beverage that doesn't smell like alcohol, commonly consumed by barely functioning alcoholics and incognito drunk drivers.
"You see that bus driver that was wasted and crashed her bus?"
"yeah, she said she had only drank green tea that day, had to have been a Long Island Green Tea"
by iluvdrunkdriving March 8, 2024
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jerry long stick

Sexual act with dick shaped mouses
"I want to start with jerry long stick right now"
by poopierapie January 20, 2020
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Long

When you get an erection, but it's longer than it usually is.
James: Hey, how was the movie?
Denny: The movie was so great, it gave me a long. Do you want to see it?
James: Sure!
by TheR0B0TNinja January 9, 2022
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Art is long, life is short

there is so much knowledge (or skill) to acquire that one lifetime is insufficient.
"There is so much to learn and appreciate about art that a lifetime is insufficient. As goes the saying, 'art is long, life is short.'"
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025
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Chan Tin Long

A perfect man you wish you have but he already has a girlfriend and he is loyal to her. Tin Long is the kinda guy that you meet at work or share a class with, he never strikes the impression that he might be a great lover but he is. You wish he was yours, but he belongs to someone else.
Is that crush of your a Chan Tin Long? Yeah, he is a Tin Long, I wish he was mine.
by duongrbee November 25, 2021
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long island trout

A turd floating in a body of water (i.e. a swimming pool)
The malfunction at the waste plant filled the bay with Long Island Trout.
by How Mal May 21, 2016
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