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July 26th

National send your boyfriend or boy best friend arch pics day
Amigo 1: You did you get arch pics?
Amigo 2: No. Why?
Amigo 1: It's July 26th.
by A Horny Dumbass July 26, 2025
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The July Shits

When it’s mid-season, freezing and your coach is getting tired, sick of his cohort and is really grumpy.
Don’t worry about Terry, he’s just got the July shits, mate”
by Make the right decision! July 28, 2025
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July 29th, 2023

A very fucked up day.
Joe: I- i- I can't believe my son died...

Pete: yeah... least it's not July 29th, 2023...
by BigBoyEatz July 29, 2025
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July 30th

National send your boyfriend your burps & a video of shaking ass
My boyfriend has a bump from July 30th
by GolfHoser July 29, 2025
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July 31st

National flash your boyfriend and sit on his face day
I’m gonna sit on my boyfriends face and then flash him because it’s July 31st
by GolfHoser July 30, 2025
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Canadian Fourth of July

When you shoot maple syrup out of your rectum after a butt chug of syrup while smoking a joint of the devils lettuce
Dude did you Tommy Did a Canadian Fourth of July to celebrate that was wild.
by Triple D the stevia daddy August 8, 2025
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