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Josh Vasko

Twig armed person that is a cucumber salad with ranch and croutons. ⚠️Prone to getting hit⚠️
You are a lot like Josh Vasko.
by Joshisacucumbersalad May 13, 2022
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josh jewhamel

a tall actor who bangs da hot blondes in nikolas sparx movies
josh jewhamel tapped dem hos on screen
by D Flawless May 1, 2025
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Josh

Anyone with this name usually has curly light hair. They most of the time will eat anything but a dude’s booty
Yo, look at that guy. He’s totally Josh.🍛
by Bisuqe April 13, 2019
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Josh

The cutest and nicest boy in the world! If Josh is your boyfriend, then you are luckier than words can express. He is extremely handsome, and has a smile that will leave you standing there dumbfounded. He is nice to everyone, including his enemy's (not that he has a lot of those). He is extremely loyal to his friends, as well as his family. He is perfect beyond words, and any girl would be lucky to be his. He tells his girlfriend how much he loves her and makes sure she gets all the attention that she wants. He is honestly the best boyfriend in the world. Everybody loves Josh.
Wow Josh is perfect in every way!
by Thegirlnextdoortou December 20, 2018
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Josh Li

He`s a scrub and has a 1 inch thingy. He has glasses and he is basically a slave for his parents. He is forced to do a crap top....oops i mean a shit ton wait.........i mean a fuck ton of homework. But he`s a pretty nice guy but only some times. Other times he`s a 100% scrub.
That guy is such a Josh Li
by MyNameIsBobaloba March 3, 2017
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josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
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Josh crook

A white boy with really sexy tits, legs and ass.
Girl: ooo like at that thick ass, legs and tits
Boy: holy shit he must be a josh crook damn
by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019
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