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How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.
Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."
by Hym Iam March 9, 2025
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how do you find? (addressed to the jury when requesting its verdict).
"Members of the jury, having heard the evidence and the arguments, how say you, is the defendant guilty or not guilty?"

"Foreperson, how say you as to the charge of grand larceny?"

"And so, to the matter of the first count, how say you?"
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How do I navigate the world

I already explained it once but I suppose I can do it again...
Hym "How do I navigate the world? Well, I oscillate between different modes! Remember? I said I visualize it like Nen. From Hunter X Hunter. (Which, if you remember, looks kind of like the Chinese Zodiak). I might LITERALLY be Ging Freces. He uses Dr. Leorio's remote punch. I mean, you have to know that it isn't you, right? With the shear volume of new idea I've added... You have to know it's just me being able to just DO this, right? Like, you want me to have to do your thing and I just don't. And you know how much I hate having to repeat myself."
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Like Damn Like How?

2 strangers on a NYC streetcorner improving absolute fire. Mic and synth

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Like Damn Like How is that smooth shit so rugged...?
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How about that!

A term Kelly Dodd uses after delivering a heavy grenade comeback!
You know what she said about you? She said your husband beat the shit out of you. And its all out there now, how about that!
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