you’ve got nits in your oven mits

a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits

Oh, Flipping Flowers On Fidgetspinners

‘ you’ve got nits in your oven mits ’.

by i AM the silly August 10, 2023

I Got My First Car Girl

A girl who got her first car and has achieved internet fame. Also owns a tank, various supercars, a SpaceX ship, two shopping trolleys, and various other methods of transportation.
u/blondy712 from Reddit posed with her first car (a 2000 Hyundai Accent), and then was photoshopped into meme history.

"Did you see how r/teenagers has blown up? It's a bunch of I Got My First Car Girl memes!"

by blehboi December 25, 2020

got a few inches on you and i’m taller

The way to tell a short person you have a bigger trouser snake than them

Let me get that as I have I’ve got a few inches on you and I’m taller

by Ralph 😁😁😁 March 28, 2022

micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.

zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010

I got ups in my day-Z's

A saying many homosexuals use to say they got penetrated in the booty

Homosexual- Hey i got ups in my day-Z's
Friend- from who!?

by Upsiez May 27, 2008

It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

by TheBigCanucklehead March 21, 2015

Ficky Ficky Faced the face that got faced

A small reminding phrase to let someone of a stupid act know that they got moaded, burned. Usually best used in context around other people.

You, your girlfriend and another couple go to the zoo and the monkeys throw shit on just you. You got ficky ficky faced the face that got faced.

by Dr.Willow January 27, 2007