Tim:" Yo Bailey, you are so pretty and you have the most perfect smile."
Bailey: "Thank you"
Josh: "The gas is real"
Bailey: "Thank you"
Josh: "The gas is real"
by Wehavenoweakness December 8, 2015

by Coclsucker420 April 3, 2017

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.
Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!
Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
by QuacksO February 1, 2024

by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022

To choke yourself/partner during intercourse or masturbation or intentionally restrict the oxygen to the brain for pleasure
by staceysays January 31, 2015

When one starts their bulking cycle, typically the higher caloric intake (and often, a high fiber intake) leads to greatly increased release of gas, often with potent fragrance.
Rob decided to get back on his bulk around the winter time. As he wolfed down another cup of oats, he felt his belly rumble and churn loudly and strongly. It wouldn’t be long until the Bulking Gas set in he thought grimly.
by health&wellness54 September 24, 2020
