Shit Food

American made processed food.

Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.

"Where'd you like to go to eat tonight?"
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."

by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

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food bait

Eating leftovers so you force someone living with you to make food

Person 1: "Did you eat the rest of the spaghetti?"

Person 2: "Yep. Classic food bait. Now you have to cook something and I get a fresh meal."

by honestly23 May 14, 2025

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fast acting food

Any snack or meal that passes through you so fast (think "bad poopy"), that it is almost as if you hadn't even eaten.

Wow, that was some fast acting food ! I didn't even get out of the Chinese restaruant before it left my system.

Dudette, what was up with that chocolate cake at Carissa's last night? It was like, wicked fast acting food! I bet I didn't gain an ounce but I don't think I want any more anytime soon.

by Bad Momma September 15, 2011

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Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.

“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit”
“You wanna go get some band aid food?”

by Santa Muerte June 19, 2023

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food

food is a new word for many. it comes from finnish and means “no”. it is usually used in slang

“u want to eat something?”
“food”
“ok, what food u want?”
“i said food”
“yeah, so what food u want”
”I SAID FOOD!!!!!!”

by Charli D’amilio official April 19, 2021

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Foreman food

(n.) Foods prepared with a George Foreman grill. Especially when they should not be.

Dude! Two pieces of bread. Sliced apple. Kraft slices and peanut butter. Spread mayonnaise on the outside of the bread. Grill for 3 minutes. Best Foreman food ever!

by BSanner November 25, 2010

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