a man whose gas tank is perpetually on E, only runs from "teeth or badges," but somehow he gets away every time!! So don't ask him to run to the corner market for anything that u will need in the next 14hrs bc he is preoccupied being a racecar driver (check your local news reports for updates). U will NEVER be stuck anywhere with this guy bc surprise! he is a mechanic w more tricks up his sleeveless tee than inspector gadget. expert tea maker ("don't squeeze the tea bag"). a guy who is a no bs kinda man, the kind who will throw a firecracker between opposing parties when all they wanna do is pussyfoot before the fight. all told, this is a man u hope is on your team and not the guy against u. and god help u if u stand betw him and his gf.
Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
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The fat boy in South Park who is mean and selfish. He is a bully but he isn't pure evil. He has an uncle called Uncle Stinky.
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"Eric Sim cant get over yips because he lost 69 or die while playing for the Salem-Keizer Volcanoes"
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Every time a new person is attacked on the subway Cuomo laughs somewhere in the wind.
Every time a new person is attacked on the subway Cuomo laughs somewhere in the wind.
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Get the Eric Changs mug.Eric is a shy but compassionate person. When they care about someone you can tell. They are social, but don't make it obvious. They won't self invite to anything, but are hurt when they are not included. They keep most of their pain to themselves because they don't trust many people with what's in their mind, but despite that they bare a smile and a positive attitude. They usually plan group activities for friends and will take any chance to hang out with the people they care about. They are not particularly attractive, but they are not ugly either. They make up for this by being one of the nicest and loyal people you will ever know.
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