chocolated up

to darken one's skin.

"I was light skinned when I was born, but then I chocolated up"

by jcslater February 12, 2009

Chocolate Bomber

another word for poop or crap

yo i just dropped some chocolate bombers!

by JONBOYX13 February 23, 2009

chocolate hoover

the act of sucking the faeces out of a womans anus , and squirting it from your mouth into her mouth.

bae: i so wet ! give me a chocolate hoover !!
boy: sure!!!

by climacticbeast1 May 28, 2014

Chocolate Whistle

When you have anal sex with a girl and she defecates on your penis and then proceeds to suck the defection off of your penis.

Samantha gave me a chocolate whistle and tried to kiss me afterwards and made me throw up.

by TheChocolateWhistle June 27, 2014

Chocolate Shminch

When a girl puts her finger(s) in your taint and they come out with brown.

"I was at the drive in when my girl gave me a Chocolate Shminch."

by Dainty lips July 1, 2014

Chocolate Tard

Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.

Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.

by DatBassPlayer August 7, 2014

chocolate sister

a chocolate sister is a girl's very good or best friend. they share their biggest love chocolate and eat it everytime they meet, because its their special connection!!

What kind of friend are you?
Who, Tessa & Me? Chocolate sisters obviosly

by chocolate lover October 30, 2013