Chocolate Diamond

A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.

I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.

by Fappy Ham Slappy March 6, 2016

chocolate expressway

back door

Bob's wife wouldn't let him stick it in the chocolate expressway.

by jamestiberiuskirk November 7, 2010

Chocolate Smurfs

Smurfs whom are of the Chocolate religion.

The most lovely creatures.
They often have blue skin.

These Smurfs put their faith in Chocolate.

Must say CHOCOLATE and SMURF in each of their sentences in replacement of an adjective.

A- Is that a Chocolate Smurf?
B- Oh, yes, of course!

A- How can you tell?
B- Well, it is eating my chocolate bar!
A- Is it's name Andi?
B- How would I be able to tell?
A- Andi's believe they're super sexy when she is actually an obese little troll who resembles a cross-breed of Snooki and a gorilla..
B- That sounds more like a Jaramillio to me...
A- I love Chocolate Smurfs!

B- Me too!

:)

by ChocolateSmurfLover July 17, 2011

Chocolate Milkshake

The act of drinking semen through a chocolate flavored straw.

She didn't let him pull out, so he got his sippy straw and had a chocolate Milkshake.

by zfgngf January 22, 2017

chocolate sister

a chocolate sister is a girl's very good or best friend. they share their biggest love chocolate and eat it everytime they meet, because its their special connection!!

What kind of friend are you?
Who, Tessa & Me? Chocolate sisters obviosly

by chocolate lover October 30, 2013

Chocolate fetus

When you take a shit so large it feels like you're giving birth.

"Oh man, Jerry, I just gave birth to a chocolate fetus!"

by Wallets August 28, 2015

Chocolate lung

The act of inhaling another individual's fecal matter. Generally performed as an erotic deed.

Last week Jimmy gave me the Chocolate lung and I'm still fartin' through my teeth.

"Hey Tina, hows'about a Chocolate lung?" "Sorry Steve, I'm all backed up today."

by 76% cocoa March 30, 2010