A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.
Very mad but without anything to do about it.
Very mad but without anything to do about it.
by Rutebega July 21, 2022
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Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.
To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
Conspiracies and other interesting theories have sparked due to the elusive bucket shorts.
To this day the existence of Bucket Shorts is still disputed. Many would like to discredit the said to be creator of Bucket Shorts. They claim that Bucket Shots are not real and that it’s all Bs, the man is on another plane of existence. Although likely the boofed up man’s critics are, there is no evidence to confirm or deny the existence of Bucket Shorts.
by Šhørtśhôrtšãręßüß November 10, 2020
Get the Bucket Shorts mug.A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.
*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*
by xWhatDa December 16, 2022
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Did you know that Short People was a smash hit on the radio, reaching its zenith at number two of the Billboard Hot 100 for three consecutive weeks? Imagine being a silly, little manlet boy driving to work with Short People constantly playing on the radio and everybody at work laughing at you. Manlets BTFO. Short people got nobody. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
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National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
by Oogashaka0w0 October 27, 2021
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*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.
by JinnyFlinny October 3, 2022
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