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Weird Dick Energy

When a man resorts to weird child like behavior to attain attention from his spouse by being negative, dismissive, or in his feelings.

Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.

A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does

Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing

When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.

When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship

Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
Joe is really giving off Weird Dick Energy always handling his disagreements with Jane like a three-year-old.

It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper

Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.
by FrankE July 7, 2022
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Shitter Dick Syndrome

One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.
by imboredonaroadtrip July 7, 2022
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Dick-Fucked

Usually portrayed in pornographic cartoons. Dick-Fucking is when a man inserts his penis into another mans urethra in hopes of pleasure for both parties.
In the series I was watching, two men dick-fucked each other.
by londonbr1dge July 8, 2022
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Dick sleeve

by Dicksleeve July 8, 2022
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Clit dick

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.
“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”
by Littletickle July 9, 2022
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dick

1.
a man's penis.
2.
anything at all.
3.
waste time; mess around
1.

"I want that big black dick in my fanny."
2.
"you don't know dick about this—you haven't a clue!"
3.
"Ugh, your such a dick!"
by Emily Davidson July 10, 2022
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Pile of Dicks

When you feel at your absolute worst.
I can not make it into work today. I feel like a Pile of Dicks.
by Teebin48 July 11, 2022
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