hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

Oily boys in my garage

The word "Oily boys in my garage" means that there are oily boys in your garage.

Robert,"I have big black thighs with extra girth and meat!"

Mike. "I like men, and i have oily boys in my garage."

by Themaninyourgarage May 21, 2024

oily boys in my garage

The word "Oily boys in my garage" Means that there are oily boys in your garage. Like Timmy could be keeping "Oily boys in his/my garage"

Robert, "I like autistic oily boys. They really tickle my pickle."

Mike, "I like keeping the oily boys in my garage."

Robert, "I eat little boys, they are yummy in my tummy!"

by Themaninyourgarage May 22, 2024

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 23, 2021

Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.

"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "

by JJ Milla September 23, 2022

My heart's in Budapest

I'm hungry.

Originally a play on words as Budapest is the capital city of Hungary.

Hey man, my heart's in Budapest wanna get some lunch?

by Wa!Tanuki June 06, 2021

Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.

Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .

by Captain A ron January 01, 2020