I Have Not Showered In 36 Days

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.

Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

by tally hall enthusiast August 26, 2023

National Slime paultooreal Day

National slime paultooreal day is July21st

If you see him its mandatory to kill him otherwise you have to be killed

Yo it's that dork ass loser paultooreal and it's National Slime paultooreal Day lets go off him

by BobCob July 20, 2025

Kiawa Hall-day

A person who should a absolute piece of shit, a really piece of garbage

Wow I fucking hate Kiawa Hall-Day!

by joe mama lol October 29, 2025

national wake your s.o. up day

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”

by bubabear101 June 17, 2021

Valentine’s Day

A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.

“Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube

by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021

national smile day

in 30 april u can ask anyone for a picture of them smiling

national smile day

by spysoke April 30, 2021

Reveal your secrets day

A day where if anyone keeps a secret from you, you can ask them to reveal it, and by law they must. Takes place on January 12th

Guy 1: dude, this game is amazing!
Guy 2: what game are you playing?
Guy 1: sorry, it’s kinda nsfw so I’m gonna keep it a secret.
Guy 2: you have to reveal it, it’s reveal your secrets day.

by BlueFurry December 18, 2020