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Girl1:that guys dick is so big
Girl2:k
by Nurbb June 25, 2021
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Grissle Dick

Term used to describe someone who was jerked off really bad at a Gateway Grizzlies tryout. People drive long distances and spend a lot of money just for to get fucked over and end up with this horrible condition.
Hulse nems: Hey, what happened to Mark? I haven't seen him in a couple days.

Tankersly: He got grissle dick after getting fucked over at a Grizzlies tryout

Hulse nems: Shit, why did he go? Its just a sham for the coaches to make money

Tankersly: Thats what I told him, at least he took 50 baseballs from them

Hulse nems: Shit, if anything?
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 10, 2022
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Skinny Dicking

If skinny dipping is swimming naked, then think a sexual act so wet it makes the good Mac’n’cheese sounds, and then remove the clothing.
Essentially MIND BLOWING existential crisis inducing my good sex raw and nude, no condom, no clothes, not even a hat.

Shits gotta be open, even lubed count as clothes in this level!

So yeh, Skinny Dicking
Man after we went skinny dipping we both went out to the woods and let’s just say it wasn’t just the lake water down there. I was skinny dicking that mf
by Yoydougludigpugouf XIV May 16, 2022
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Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.
That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.
by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021
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Slump Dick

To bestow upon or receive dick from someone after a long drought without coitus.
After a long 6 months of traveling abroad, Lynsey returned home where her boyfriend was waiting to give her that slump dick, effectively ending a sexless 6 months of suffering
by SeanCalhoun June 14, 2018
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Dick

Noun: Vulgar Slang
1. A man’s penis
“Nathan is a dick”
2. North American: Anything at all
“Nathan doesn’t know dick”

Verb: North American
1. Informal: Mess around; waste time
“Nathan dicks around”
2. For a man to have sexual intercourse
“Nathan cannot dick the opposite sex
Nathan is a dick
by Fulcrum April 21, 2019
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