girl weed

The best weed in the game. Unlike the boy weed plant this girl makes the shit you can smoke out tha bong.

Im growing a girl weed I can't wait to role that shit up and have the time of my life.

by long shlong skalts January 20, 2020

baked weed

The residue leftover in a smoked doobie. Concentrated with resin - including high concentrations of THC oil.

Bro lets bong the leftover baked weed - I'm broke as fuck

by MKChongz February 10, 2020

Weed

A green substance that looks like weed

Yo u got some weed

Dealer:ye got some super Mario kart purple haze

by Ryan Bromley February 16, 2020

Bum Weed

Weed deemed unsellable to customers, passed off for free or dirt cheep in large quantities.

Known to weight out light due to bud immaturity, have low thc potency, and when cut down before the "flush" (where the plant food chemicals are flushed out by only watering the crops in the last weeks before harvest) can be rough and potentially harmful smokes.

"That Bum Weed you got me gave me a damn chest infection!!"

"Bruh this Bum Weed smells like fucking tea"

"I don't even know if this Bum Weed is safe to cook with"

by Crhubarb February 21, 2020

Weed

a drug that gets you high in the clouds and make you think cats are dog and that teeth are not real!

woah Tegan and leah... that weed sesh was ace!

by weedlover1145 March 24, 2020

weed titty

an individual whom you bum weed off of, with the facade of being their friend

i ain’t yo weed titty

by lar snort April 28, 2020

weed

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.

It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...

guy 1: weed is god's gift to the universe
(there is no guy 2 because guy 1 has no friends)

by Drank The Stank May 1, 2020