foot hoe

Someone who worships you for your feet.

Foot hoe, hell no.

by Anonymous Plop October 30, 2017

Holy Hoe

A member of a church congregation who engages in promiscuous or adulterous behavior outside the church or with other members of the congregation. The term can be applied equally to either a woman or a man. A slang/abbreviated term for Holy Whore. May also be seen or written as "Holy Ho."

Girl, I've got to find me a new church to attend. Word going around the congregation is that Brother Smith is creeping behind his wife's back with Sister Jones, while Sister Black from the choir is spending a lot of special time with Brother White and has been seen out with several of the deacons. I can't be around people who pretend and front themselves as upstanding members of the church in the light, but turn into a holy hoe in the dark.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 21, 2019

Hoe Hitch

An accessory for a truck or light SUV. When you've had enough of that Hoe and want to drag that Hoe across town. She sits on the 3.5" ball hitch in roller skates and you tow her Hoe ass.

"That Hoe Courtney isn't allowed in my truck anymore. Pop a squat on my hoe hitch and I'll tow your bitch ass around town".

by Skiitchin June 23, 2021

Faux Hoe

Pronounced “Foh-Hoe.” A person who pretends to be a sleazy hoe, but ACTUALLY has no sex life whatsoever. Could also be spelled “foho” for short.

She acts like she has such a sex life! She is DEFINITELY still a virgin. She is such a faux hoe!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 13, 2019

Land Hoe

A female that looks good from a far but not up close.

I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.

by Mynameissev October 26, 2018

Store Hoe

Someone who does not have a preferred store to shop at.

Question: Reggie what is your favorite store to shop at?
Answer: I'm a store hoe, don't really have a favorite store.

by kbfdskjfbdnsklfn May 20, 2017

Trader Hoes

Fans of the grocery store Trader Joe’s, often those that exclusively shop at this store or use shopping at this store as a personality trait.

“I saw a bunch of Trader Hoes on the bus with their Doc Martens and reusable bags on their way to try the cauliflower gnocchi.”

by How do You say Worcestershire March 3, 2021