Matthew

True sex god. Gets all the bitches. Tall, handsome, with beautiful blonde luxurius hair. Cannot be compared to simple humans. A real gift from God. He is the type of guy people always think are way out of their league.

He is a real Matthew

by Pakarat 🥵 👳‍♂️✈🏢🏢 February 24, 2024

Matthew macdonald

someone who is NOT green bean

Matthew macdonald is not green

by thepeenut November 7, 2024

matthew 61:9

someone that is in love with a person who begins with an e.

bro1:
i’m in love with e
bro2:
really? you got a matthew 61:9 on your hands

by NotSusMJV January 26, 2021

Matthew Iraqi

Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.

Matthew Iraqi sucks ass.

by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023

matthew cade

A person with a long dick.

Joshua Cade has a short dick, but look at that Matthew Cade over there!

by MattHasALongDick April 28, 2014

Matthew R. D.

The most amazing, best looking, and coolest guy in the world. He is the coolest person you will ever meet, like ever. And did I mention that he is awesome!

MATTHEW IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER! Matthew R. D. is epic!!!!!!

by MaximusMasters May 20, 2015

Matthew

a cook, usually from portugal

matthew is a cook from portugal......I think

by IGV March 20, 2019