Bread

A food object that comes from wheat, but the homophobic people refer to us non-bianary people as a slice of bread, like I'm sorry BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE OFFENSE TO BEING CALLED A SLICE OF BREAD BRO THAT SOUNDS AWSOME DUDE I WANNA BE A FUCKIN SLICE OF BREAD BRUV WE SHALL WORSHIP THE WHEAT AND GRAINS

Individual 1: your a slice of bread
Individual 2: thank you
Individual 1: that was supposed to be offensive

Individual 2: why would I take that offensively I love being a slice of bread that shit sounds awesome

Individual 1: okay fuck, ummm your a slice of cheese then
Individual 2: OKAY COME AT ME BRUV IMA BOUT TO THROW HANDS-

by Hellisforeverweitheryoulikeito May 27, 2024

Dave's Killer Bread

an American brand of organic whole-grain products. Flowers Foods purchased the brand in 2015 for $275 million

Dave's Killer Bread acquired for $275m by owner of Wonder Bread, Tastykake

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

left for bread

When ur playing l4d and ur team is as helpful as ur father who left for that pack of smokes 20 years ago. When ur team is soo bad u think I wonder if I could go make a loaf of bread come back and still be in the safe house.

Fuck it left for bread this team sucks. I'm bill or I'll leave u all for bread.

by Nemxa December 8, 2024

In-bread chromosome

Dashaun Johnson

His foreheads shaped like a toenail

Dashaun: get the fuck off my seat bitch
Izyaune: get your fucking fingers out my ass bitch
Liam: bro you bitches gay ass fuck,
Dashaun: stfu Liam
Liam: stfu you fuckin in-bread chromosome

by Jajnjknsoanuowjce November 21, 2019

Bread

What your ugly as boyfriend don’t get😘

Your boyfriend is Not getting bread😐

by KervWitDahTurks November 4, 2020

The Bread Route

Unknowingly going down on a woman with a yeast infection.

We had a great time on our first date, but I didn't know I'd be running the bread route after the movie....

by poppapico69 July 19, 2010

White bread children

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.

“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”

by Irma. March 1, 2018