Typing Syndrome

A state in which one has been typing for so long that he begins to lose his temper and make an excessive amount of typos. It can often lead to extreme stress and destruction of the keyboard angry-german-kid style.

I was working in my office yesterday, and I started making shitloads of typos. I went crazy and destroyed my keyboard on the desk.

Must have been typing syndrome.

by L05 June 17, 2009

F2P Syndrome

The belief that you are somehow superior to someone because you did not spend your paltry amount of money. The belief that being F2P is a privilege and honor for not having money to afford digital items. And the toxic mentality that comes with comparing others around you, who most likely don’t even care

AFK ARENA PLAYER: Look at my first purchase icon!!! Im F2P!!!
Spenders: He has F2P Syndrome

by YourAverageFactualGuy December 27, 2020

zornitsa syndrome

seeing the red flags and mistreating but still ignoring it all in the hopes that maybe if you close your eyes and imagine it doesn’t exist, it all magically disappears :)

zori, obicham te ama si mnogo tupa. imash zornitsa syndrome

by Ndpzv June 17, 2020

Aspberger's Syndrome

A mental condition that causes the afflicted to be exhibit VARYING degrees of socially awkward characteristics and extremely specific obsessions, being more common in men, but not unheard of in women.

Socially awkward characteristics include unusual vocal characteristics (voice is expressionless monotone or overly expressive radio personality voice), inconsistent or nonexistent grooming or hygiene, lack of facial expression, and the inability to carry on a normal conversation (extremely long winded or maddeningly terse).

Extremely specific obsessions could range from sports (i.e. knowing everything about a team) to celebrities to science fiction. Science fiction or fantasy being the most common, sufferers generally also possessing an active fantasy life.

His eccentric appearance and clothing, along with his long-winded story about the problems he was having with his girlfriend indicated to me that he might have a mild case of Aspberger's Syndrome.

She realized that she had lost count of how many times she had read Lord of the Rings and wondered if she had Aspberger's.

by mostlyharmless0042 April 13, 2009

Madonna syndrome

A condition named after an American female pop icon who suddenly developed a British accent after living in England for a few months. Symptoms lessen over time but may persist for years. In addition to the fake accent, symptoms may include referring to "soccer" as " "football"; failing to tip in restaurants and saying "cheers" instead of "thanks" long after the accent has disappeared.

"I was watching Johnny Depp on Letterman the other night and I could have swore he was speaking with a British accent, is he from England?"

"No, he's American, he's from Kentucky."

"Ahh, he must have Madonna syndrome."

by jpc1 August 6, 2009

china syndrome

Originally the belief that a meltdown of a nuclear facility would result in such extreme temperatures that the reactor core would melt clean through the earth, coming out on the other side i.e. China. Can also be used to describe any catastrophe.

Wow that film last night was a bad case of china syndrome

Homer: But Mr. Burns gave me my job, and he hasn't fired me even after three meltdowns and one China Syndrome! I can't betray him!

by JKrahe August 7, 2007

Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm Sydrome is best song ever. Many songs are named Stockholm Syndrome but this one is by Muse, the best band in the world. This song was given #1 on a list of the best guitar rifts ever, so yes it is awesome. If you havent heard it or Muse, for that matter, listen to it right now (do you know how to use a P2P file sharing system?).

Person 1: Have you heard Stockholm Syndrome by Muse off of their album Absolution?

Person 2: Yeah!! Whenever I hear Matt sing "I wish I could," I feel like I'm in heaven

by dwit August 3, 2006