September 16

people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum

person: “I was born on september 16”

other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”

by xxslaybitchxx March 8, 2022

Stop Sex September

No sex. Masturbation is fine, but absolutely no Sex. Passing will let you move onto Obvious Orgasm October.

Stop Sex September made me feel like a virgin again

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

September 3

The best couple ever got together on this day and will love each other always and forever.

September 3: C+J=❤️♾

by 333lover January 30, 2022

26 september

a girl whos name is ellie and is her birthday . very speaciel

ellie is a furry on the 26 september

by matilde and skye, slayy queen February 13, 2022

september 12th

the day my whole world chanched and started dating the most perfect boy

someone: hey it’s september 12th
me: omg, we started dating on this day

by kacenkaa.r October 9, 2021

September 29th

If your born on this day you are super swag and are probably blonde but extremely sexy and get loads of bitches all the time.

“That dudes born on September 29th”
“Wow he must get bare bitches”

by One of the shzwheelers October 13, 2021

September 2nd

A day when all set 8s are born

It’s September 2nd let’s see what set 8s were born today

by R add rgadhhffsdasg October 18, 2021