Rule 371

Internet rule declaring that if it exists you can jean it. Typically done by making it out of denim or adding something made of denim then changing the first sound to J- effectively making it a portmanteau of jean and the original word.

If the words starts with a consonant sound, it is swapped for a j. A j gets added to the front if it starts with vowel. Exceptions exist.

Two examples of rule 371 in action:

His jorts are hot.

My jarger keeps my wire from fraying.

by Well, TOO BAD!!!!! October 2, 2016

Rule 35

Peace is good for business - Ferengi Rule of Acquisition Rule 35. Often confused with Rule 34, which states that war is good for business.

Quark corrected Lt. Dax on how Rule 35 was that peace was good for business, not Rule 34 as she previously believed.

by Storm Sexxwatt August 5, 2021

judge rules

when you want someone to do something.

person 1. Down that beer
person2. Naaa aint happening
person 1. Judge rules!!

then anyone apart from the person who said JUDGE RULES can say JUDGE RULES YES or JUDGE RULES NO.
saying JUDGE RULES YES before anyone says JUDGES RULES NO means they HAVE to do it. Reverse if JUDGE RULES NO is said before JUDGE RULES YES. Judge rules cant be undone either!

by MMitchell December 30, 2006

A4s Rules

The most BS thing you've heard. He says that theres 'rules' to dictate Bungle's love for Ariana, when it's already indefinite.

A4s rules are complete BS.

by xBungleBee July 10, 2018

Rule 59

Anytime a response takes longer than 30 minutes then the responser automatically agrees with the statement maker."

James asked if he could get a tattoo. Sarah didn’t reply within 30 minutes so by Rule 59 James gets to assume that Sarah agrees with his choice.

by Hendaaxf June 28, 2018

Rules Game

A style of game where the emphasis is not on the game itself, but in the adherence to, manipulation of, interpretation of, or in some cases, creation of rules. Any game may be turned into a rules game by a Rules Lawyer/Rules Librarian.

Notable rules games: Cheat (card game), Munchkin, Calvinball.

I don't care if they bid out of turn, we're not playing a rules game.

by RTgrl November 28, 2010

Rule 1002

When the waiter offers the check, whoever suggested the date must pay for it.

Waiter: Here’s the check
Girl: Oh, he will pay for it
Guy: Rule 1002, you are, you suggested the date, now you are paying for it.
Girl: Aw man I thought you were!
Waiter: I’ll just set it here and Alt+F4.

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023