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NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
by I h8 nes October 26, 2013
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god pack

a TCG pocket myth made up by content creators to encourage their audience to gamble
I just pulled 5 1-stars from my god pack, uninstalling
by SaltedAlcremie July 8, 2025
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snack packed

Sexual act where you literally eat the shit outta someone's anus
Jim: I was just snack packed for the first time. Ber: that's gross! Who would be kinky enough to snack your pack!?!
by the ber queen August 1, 2013
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gardener pack

A 3-pack of beer in alumimum cans usually sold at liquor stores and 7-11s. Each beer ranges anywhere from 18oz-25oz and only comes in major brands. Commonly purchased by or for teams of gardeners for consumption during or after a job on a hot summer day.
Wife: What's this 3-pack of Miller Lite doing in the fridge, honey? I thought you only drink Scotch.

Husband: Oh, I bought that for Jose and his guys when they come over to mow the lawn this afternoon. Its going to be 95 degrees outside. I thought I'd get them a gardener pack to cool off afterwards.
by Penus DeMilo August 7, 2021
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2 Pack

The act of beating someone down so hard with your bare hands that their unconcious body/corpse resembles a burrito
Jordan: Ayo sista, where Amanda at?

Tyrone: She dead. 2 pack

Alex: She got 2 packed?
by SmeeveJeeve February 11, 2022
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Snack Pack

Another name for Scat Pack because they're just snacks. After sending them to Gapplebee's, you're still hungry. Basically they're slowww.
"Bro look at the little Snack Pack. He's gonna get gapped when I run him lmao."
by It'syagirlslimthicc January 20, 2020
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Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.
Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.
by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025
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