The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.
Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
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