by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019
by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019
by Eliza May Beth December 06, 2013
The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.
Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018
by YouAreAllUseless February 22, 2018
Guy #1: hey do you see that girl?
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.
Guy #2: The one in the booty shorts?
Guy #1 Yeah she's the reason I'm flying half mast.
by Alex_Pax November 23, 2016
Poon: Brace yourself Mildred, here comes the Flying Dutch Man
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?
by Hurbesquits Seen December 21, 2017