Mercer Island

Mercer Island is full of rich white kids who do not know there place in this world. I hope you see this rich while kids of mercer island because you most likely do crack so bye.

Mercer island is a lovely community full of rich white/ Asian kids

by Clanker November 24, 2018

long island summers

Jones beach concerts
Long summer night with your best friends

The beach is 30 minutes away
Best beaches every

Ice cream for every meal
Only thing you wear are bikinis

The only thing you have to worry about is of you are tan enough

The best nights are when you are drunk with your best friends

You don’t have to worry about what you look like

I wish i had Long Island summers.

by Kaylel January 5, 2019

Norfolk island

A Territory located in Oceania (Yes Oceania the continent is not called Australia.)
Norfolk islands flag Is green with a white rectangle in the middle which displays a pine tree in the white of the flag.

Geography dude:Hey have you heard of Norfolk Island?
Not so smart man:No, Where is it located?
Geography dude:It’s in Oceania!
Not so smart man:Isn’t that continent called Australia?
Geography dude:Dude, Australia is a country that’s in Oceania.

by Moss rock January 2, 2023

Utstein Island

A local Supermarket or Bodega where all Seltzer Packages go to die

Sent 50 cases of Fall Flannel Bud Light Seltzer to Utstein Island today! Hope I make my SRI!

by Simply McAwesome June 1, 2022

hayling island

shithole

hayling island is a shit hole

by whitevan23 September 6, 2025

White island

When your master baiting in a bathtub and you cum and the jizz is floating there like a white island

Dude I just took a bath and made a huge white island

by Star wanker03 November 26, 2017

long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 14, 2020