Mark is the human version of a brown q tip. He traps his farts under his blankets when he's lying in bed at night and inhales them when his disposable runs out. Mark loves late night walks in the park with old men and brunch with his friends great grandparents. You will often find him at Paknsave licking old shampoo bottles and eating the raw chicken. Mark can't control his bowel movements so unfortunately that means he is constantly shitting himself. He has started to invest in buying adult nappies which catch the diarrhea but unfortunately that means he gets skids on his bum cheeks. Mark is creative and quirky and loves to dance to the jungle junction theme song. Mark is a ray of sunshine that blinds your eyes until you can't see.
Random 1: "hey have you seen Mark Latu?"
Random 2: "Yeahh, I saw him up in that tall tree, licking the birds nests"
Random 2: "Yeahh, I saw him up in that tall tree, licking the birds nests"
by Fiona Parker May 1, 2022
Get the Mark Latumug. Mark sucks at fortnjre
by Aidenlopez1928 November 20, 2023
Get the markmug. When a man talks about anything to do with his crotch and you suspect he is exaggerating so you take it with a pinch of salt.
by penisshakes May 28, 2020
Get the Scroteation Marksmug. Mark? He's got that charm that could sell ice to Eskimos, but don't let that fool you. He's all about playing the game for himself. Behind that smile is a guy who wouldn't think twice about throwing you under the bus for a quick win. He's the type who'll talk smack about you the moment your back is turned, and if you've ever spilled your guts to him, well, you might as well have handed him the playbook to your downfall.
He's got this image thing down pat, living it up with flashy cars and VIP nights out. But it's not about the good times; it's all for show, to feed his ego with your wows. And if you end up hitched to a guy like him? Brace yourself for a rollercoaster that's all thrills and no fun. He's only after those who've got their act together, just to get a kick out of watching them fall for his act.
Mark's nice as pie when you're useful to him, but once you're not? You're just another rung on his ladder, and he'll keep you hanging with sweet nothings until he's squeezed you dry. Don't get caught up in his glossy facade; it's bullshit. And don't even think about trying to one-up him in the victim game—he's the king of that hill.
Oh, and the guy's got a nose for the high life, literally. Cocaine's his designer drug of choice because, you know, even his vices need to be top-shelf. But seriously, keep your distance. Stick around too long, and you'll end up just as jaded, playing right into his hands, and that's a game where he's always got the home-field advantage.
He's got this image thing down pat, living it up with flashy cars and VIP nights out. But it's not about the good times; it's all for show, to feed his ego with your wows. And if you end up hitched to a guy like him? Brace yourself for a rollercoaster that's all thrills and no fun. He's only after those who've got their act together, just to get a kick out of watching them fall for his act.
Mark's nice as pie when you're useful to him, but once you're not? You're just another rung on his ladder, and he'll keep you hanging with sweet nothings until he's squeezed you dry. Don't get caught up in his glossy facade; it's bullshit. And don't even think about trying to one-up him in the victim game—he's the king of that hill.
Oh, and the guy's got a nose for the high life, literally. Cocaine's his designer drug of choice because, you know, even his vices need to be top-shelf. But seriously, keep your distance. Stick around too long, and you'll end up just as jaded, playing right into his hands, and that's a game where he's always got the home-field advantage.
by Intense Rug June 6, 2024
Get the Markmug. An obese big headed small dicked chinaman who commonly receives penis infections. The Mark likes to enlighten himself with his grandmother and always aims for top scores in class or else his grandma spanks him.
by Mark's grandma August 7, 2022
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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by Crush :) May 22, 2021
Get the Mark vanlagenmug.