He’s the cutest boy ever. His smile can cure cancer. Sorry you can’t have him he’s mine and if you talk to him then his bitch aka me will beat the living shit out of you and I’m not scared BITCH okay cool byeeeee
by Hisbitch101 January 31, 2019
Better than you in every way possible. He also makes money moves, also he is a GOD and better that ever person in the world and he will beat u in anything and he’s just all around a better person than you
“Ethan is better than you “
by Ethan wohl March 05, 2020
Ethan is the best fuckin guy you'd ever meet, super adaptive and can match your energy at anytime, so well he'll tune his personality to what you'd desire at the time. He doesn't derive from his main attributes being charismatic, hilarious, understanding and always hoping to make others enjoy life and smile. He'll always help those that will do the same for him. All of these combinations mixed into one being also means that he walks around with a shaft of a cock but doesn't feel entitled to bloat about it, you'll know what I'm talking about when you catch yourself one of these endangered species.
Ethan always knows how to act and what to say, such a sweetheart. Plus I found out that he has a massive wang the other night x
by Mr McLaren March 17, 2022
A guy who works as a car lawyer and can transform into a car he date's cars and turned his mom into a car
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by urethraslicer August 27, 2023
A boy who will break your heart and not realize. Ethan is kind, smart, usually athletic and doesn't care about what people think.
by Lillybug08 August 10, 2021