crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.

Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025

Crush

Liking someone romantically.

I have a crush on someone I will never know.

by ArtHoe72 May 5, 2021

Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY

august 20th = ask your crush out day!!!!

John: hi Emily you now what day it is

Emily: yes it’s august 20th why
John: we’ll its acc ask your crush out day so will you go out with me

Emily: REALLY I’ve been waiting for u to ask me that!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021

National ask your crush out day

Hey, it's December 4th and you know what that means Ask them out

"Hey you wanna go out sometime?"
"Yes! I was just about to ask you because it's national ask your crush out day!."

by bananananabread December 3, 2021

crush that

Toronto slang for having/planning to have sexual intercourse with a woman.

"Mandem, sending you on a mission. CRUSH THAT."

by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024

crushed black diamond grill

White man usually acting as black gender with jacked up cavity filled mouth thinking he got a grill

Look there is Robby with his crushed black diamond grill cheezin!

by Txpud63 March 12, 2020